Scene: Kristy and Jeff (the Co-worker) enter the United States Post Office at lunch.
Me: I need $0.65 stamps . I would like the butterfly ones, please.
Postal Worker (PW): We are sold out of the butterflies. All we have are wedding cakes or leader dogs for $0.65.
Me: Hmmmmm, wedding cakes are weird for my 3 year old’s birthday party invites. What else do you have? I could just get the $0.45 “Celebrate” and then an extra $0.20 stamp, right? What do you have in an $0.20???
Me: Ewww, He is UGLY! No way am I am putting him on my invites.
PW (offended): Umm, that’s George Washington.
Me: Who are you, his mother? I don’t care who he is… he is NOT going on my invites! Gimme the damn leader dogs.
PW: Good Luck with that!
Me: Thanks! 🙂
PW: No, I was talking to him!
Jeff: You have no idea…….