Have you no shame ?!
Scene: Watching the opening scene of Elf
Drew: Why is there so many baby beds in that room?
Mom: Well sweetpea, that’s an orphanage. It’s where the babies live that don’t have mommies and daddies. Isn’t that sad?
Drew: Then who’s tummy did they come out of?!
(I guess there was a hole in my story! That kid catches everything! )
Like many other families around the world, our home was blessed with the presence of an elf. One day, a mysterious package arrived on our doorstep and inside was our elf. Drew named him Sparky! Sparky reported back to Santa each night if we had been naughty or nice. But…. who was reporting on Sparky??? Sometimes that mischievous elf was up to no good! Then on Christmas Eve, Santa picked him up to take him back to the North Pole. Santa promised Sparky would be back next year and he thanked us for taking such good care of him.
Did you hear? Drew started going on the potty at school! Well, maybe you haven’t, but Santa did! He was so happy, he sent one of Drew’s presents early. He had those sneaky elves drop it off and they left a big bow mess in their wake too! Check it out!